get that horrible creature out from my room!

if you think lizard is cute/ loveable, please think twice. i insanely LOATHE this creature.

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right now, this ugly horrible fart creature is in my room. behind my cabinet to be exact. *sweat. what a day to be at home alone. damm. i have the thought of asking my neighbour over to get rid of it. but no. that's even more dangerous! can i call the bomba? no. they'll think that i'm crazy!

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feeling desperate, i kicked my cabinet hard against the wall, hoping that i've squashed this creature flat. is he still alive? i just don't know! i dare not peep.

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O.M.F.G. SOMEONE JUST HELP ME GET RID OF IT!!!

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updated

oh. my. god. i. squashed. the. lizard. flat.

well, serve it right for crawling into my room!